He is sad I am in the attic
Mom wonders why her side always has a warm dip when she comes home.
It’s okay Cerberus, I don’t have a date tonight either
My Mother feels the need to take a photo with party hats for their birthday. Happy Birthday Cerberus!
There is a rason I call her Satan
Let Us All Pause In A Moment of Silence
My dog has just lost his testicles.
RIP Cerberus’ Balls.